Happy to be Single at Last!

After being continuously in one relationship after another since I was 16 years old, I am so happy to be suddenly, blessedly single. Why? Because...

• I can do whatever I want whenever I want!
• I don't have to cook if I don't feel like it.
• I don't have to be home at a certain time.
• I don't have to go home at all!
• I don't have to put makeup on and do my hair!
• I can watch what I want on TV!
• I can eat chips and dip for dinner!
• If I get lonely, I can cuddle with my little dog or cat!
• I can talk all night long to my best girlfriend if I feel like it!
• I can spend as much time with my kids as I want without someone getting jealous, pissed off and sulking!
• I can wear old raggedy t-shirts all the time!
• I can dress as slutty as I want to without someone telling me I have too much cleavage showing!
• I don't have to worry about pleasing someone else all of the time! Forget that!

Damn, I shoulda done this years ago! Yippee!