- I can do whatever I want whenever I want!
- I don't have to cook if I don't feel like it.
- I don't have to be home at a certain time.
- I don't have to go home at all!
- I don't have to put makeup on and do my hair!
- I can watch what I want on TV!
- I can eat chips and dip for dinner!
- If I get lonely, I can cuddle with my little dog or cat!
- I can talk all night long to my best girlfriend if I feel like it!
- I can spend as much time with my kids as I want without someone getting jealous, pissed off and sulking!
- I can wear old raggedy t-shirts all the time!
- I can dress as slutty as I want to without someone telling me I have too much cleavage showing!
- I don't have to worry about pleasing someone else all of the time! Forget that!
Damn, I shoulda done this years ago! Yippee!
